A female there and many males here!

I, Karthik Venkatesh hereby solemnly declare and assure that the very next person who speaks about the female form on Mars in my 'esteemed' presence would have the rare opportunity of wearing upon him/herself the oft preferred macho statement of dark complexioned eye.


To cut it short, I'm going to punch in the face anyone who asks this question in my presence, male or female. This ain't a threat, its a promise.

Look, we are engineers and need to act like one. This is the most preposterous, derisory, ludicrous, ridiculous, absurd, farcical (phew! lost patience to find more) hungama. This piece of sensational 'news' if you could call it so isn't worth a mention at all in engineering and science circles and not worth asking an aerospace engineer working on Mars missions and definitely not to a Nobel Laureate.