Good Luck through email!

So blogging seems to be everyone's mantra these days. I've been blogged, bogged and misunderstood a lot. Anyway this isn't a testimony otherwise. Lately, I've been sick of hearing from the same old Bank Managers and widows of Dictators and pharmacies coaxing to buy their products.

But I received this wonderful mail from this sweet lady called Rita Kone the other day which made me stop, read and actually attempt to answer. (Ok! I didnt get it, I saw this in the mail for the student branch of IEEE) All grammatical and spelling mistakes are attributed to Ms. Kone who by virtue of her yet to be completed undergraduate education isn't as well versed with the Queen's language.

Please read within ***** ( a knack I acquired from Bob Pease)

Hello dearest one.

Complement of the season,

I am sorry to come to you in this way,i come across your ads and my spirit lead me to chose you,well I realy needed someone honest, truthfull to share my feelings with and to share burden with and will lead me to introduce my self to you,

***** When did IEEE start advertising in such way that it had honest, 'truthfull' young fellas willing to share feelings?*****

I am Rita Kone, 21 years old and the only Daughter of Late Mr and Mrs Devid Kone.

*****How sweet....*****

My father was a highly reputable business man (a cocoa merchant) who operated in Abidjan the capital coty of lvory coast during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously Durring one of his business trips abroad on 12th.August 2006.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been master minded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth!

***** God indeed does know the truth and I am sure justice wont be denied. By Jesus, your uncle shall be persecuted in heaven or hell as the case may be depending on the credibility of your late father*****

My mother died when I was just 6 years old . Since then my father took me so special. Before his death on August 12 2006, He called me secretly on his bed side and told me about a Box he concealed the sum of Eleveen million Five hundred thousand United State Dollars. (USD$11.500,000) deposited in one of the security company here in Abidjan lvory coast West Afica,which he disguised and declared the box to contain family valuables instead of money, by this way the Security company did not know that the content of the Box is money.

***** FBI are you listening???*****

The deposit document which I have in my possession carries my late father's name as the depositor, while I'm the next of kin on the same document. I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.Sir, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.

***** Your father is a nice man, they dont make such men anymore. How about a Masters in Signal processing coupled with a Doctorate in Genomic Signal Processing. You'll have a bright future I guess. You might as well try writing GATE here in my country and enter one of the world's finest institution for MTech in Microelectronics*****

Dearest Before the death of my father at the Hopital,He told me should incase if He is late (***** Someone else would be Early*****) ,That I should look for a trust worthy Foreign Partner in a country of my choice who will help me to receive this Box in his/her country,So that I can use the money for investment purpose and also continue my education,He told me to make sure that I will achieve a Good education in my life.He also warned me very well not to do any thing with our people here because they are the people who poisoned him,Dearest this is why I contacted you to assist me in the Regard,I dont know what to do now,I will tell you more about this transaction when I hear from you.Please I need your urgent assistance to come out from this very situation.

Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help me as your Sister Or Daughter?
***** Oh No! Hmmph...aargh...will try*****

2. Can I completely trust you?
***** Absolutely, like the 21 other girls who made me a millionaire*****

3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you?
***** I am a modest person with humble ambitions, so anything in excess of 99% would be greatly received*****

4. Can you promise me that you will not betray me when this money will get to your possition?
***** No probs, I can promise that, but my amnesia could create confusions*****

Please, Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.

please do not fail to respond with this information so that I can know you better.
1, your full name and adress.
2, your telephone number.
3, small about your self.I mean what you do in life.

***** I am a very small person who does very small business to sustain a very very small lifestyle. It is my daily routine to check the spam folder of a few of the hundreds of email IDs I own and respond to people in distress the world over. (You can call me the "International Agony Uncle" in financial transactions.) My sustenance is solely based on Western Union money transfers and larger transfers from wills of good natured people mostly from Nigeria and Ethiopia.*****

Immidiately I receve your mail with all this answer and informations I will give you more informations about this transaction and also the Security company contact.I will send my Pictures ,to you and my National Identity Card.

Thanks and God bless you as you bring out your mind willingly to help me out from this situation,
***** Oh sure, anytime*****

My best regards to you.
yours lovely one
Rita Kone.